I was a candle

Once upon a time, I got dunked on. I was sent a pair of social actions by Alexis; one purporting to be an invitation to claim St Gawain’s Candle, which “will allow your enemy to behead you”, and a Candlecurious, which said it would remove all my candles. They came with the note to accept them in the right order, and that they’d be retracted after a few hours. Excitement was Had, I wobbled all over the place, and eventually accepted both of them.

they were both cheerful goldfish